Returning to England for the first time in years, I lived on the river in Cambridge for a couple of summers taking tourists for a ride in a traditional narrow boat. The history I made up as I went along.

I spent 3 months in the streets of Tokyo selling my soul along with silver rings, fake watches and useless trinkets to the gullible Japanese for the Israeli mafia.

[Excerpt from Tales of a Road Junky ] Goa in 1995 had already passed its heyday as the Mecca of…